After the party is the After Party

Listen, Queen B, I don't like to criticize, but you're wearing a liturgical dance dress, carrying a poodle fur, and have accessorized with a gold plated keyboard. I can't support this.

J-Lo, you need to move your sparkles up a few inches, dear.

Three cheers for Sofia Vergara. This dress is awesome. Almost as awesome as the $1.5M worth of jewelry she's wearing.

Sigh. Let's move on from this.

The top works. The bottom works. They just don't work together, Hailee Steinfeld.

There's just too much going on with Christina Aguilera. Not the least of which is whatever is happening with her skin.

Amy Adams' hair looks gorgeous with this color dress. I'm totally behind this look. Except for the long little train, but only because I'd end up with it wrapped around an ankle, my head, and someone else's dog after only one drink.

Emma Stone is wearing a size 18 on top, and a size 12 on bottom. She is a size 2. I want to attack her with safety pins and hem tape.

Lupita Nyong'o is so pretty that I just wanna throw acid on her.

Margot Robbie decided to dress like a mime.

Listen Marion Cotillard, even Bjork would think this outfit is weird. What is even going on with the waist? Did you tie a hoodie around it? THIS ISN'T THE GYM, MARION.

Mindy Kaling, you're my hero and you look fabulous. Work it, girl. Work. It.

You know when you pose for one of those Old Western pictures while you're at King's Dominion?

Chloe Grace Moretz is wearing one of those dresses. With a belt.

Heidi Klum is Marvel's newest super hero: Wardrobe Malfunction Girl!

Naomi Watts forgot her shirt.

Um, question for you, Gigi Hadid. Is the top of this dress taped on? If so, what type of tape?

Hope you all enjoyed these...dresses? I'm sure these lovely ladies enjoyed their free drinks.

Freezer Meal #2 - Maple Pork Tenderloin with Apples

This is the second part of my foray in to freezer meals - the first part can be found here for Cheesy Shells and Italian Sausage. Today we're making a pork and apples recipe adapted from The Pampered Chef. I love this one--it's so easy to assemble in advance, most of the ingredients you likely already have, and it couldn't be easier to fix the day you want to eat it (dump stuff in pan, bake). So yummy. And pretty. Maple Pork Tenderloin with Apples For this you'll need the ingredients below. You probably have the oil, vinegar, garlic, brown sugar, mustard, and bags in your pantry! You can also easily divide this recipe if you usually only cook for 2-3 people at a time (that's what I do when I make it). 2 pork tenderloins , about 2 pounds total - they can be expensive, so pick these up on sale 3 apples - I prefer honeycrisp but use what you like, or take one of these suggestions 1 small red onion 1/4 cup canola oil 1 clove garlic , pressed o

New Year, Old Me

And, after a brief 5 year hiatus, we're back! For those of you who are new here, for a number of years I wrote a blog featuring an assortment of things I found interesting: the British Royal Family, sarcastic hot takes on award show fashion, travel, and (the reason I started it) to help me keep stay on track with eating healthier food. Recently, one of my doctors suggested that I start the blog back up and I thought it was a good idea for a few reasons: chief among them to help with some health goals, plus I'd like to use it as a way to stay connected with some colleagues that departed at work. By way of an understatement, 2023 was a smidge rough. My dad got really sick in April, and after that, it was a slalom of the American healthcare system / in-home healthcare / nursing facilities / ambiguous loss & living grief . Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the company I work for turned 24 and, well, sometimes 24 year old companies behave like 24 year old humans. They're fun

Kate Middleton, Goofball

My new favorite K-Middy gif came out today. She and William went for a walk during their day off in Australia, and she totally did this: Big Willy and Babykins (their nicknames for each other) have talked about Kate's sense of humor before in interviews. Apparently she's funny and sarcastic--now we're more than just hair soul mates! Below are some of my favorite non-posed Kate pics. They're probably watching horses. So British of them. This is at the Olympics. She seems concerned. I'd also like to point out that I'm jealous of how good her ponytail looks. It sounds like she's saying "OMG no way!" Man, I hope that's what she's talking about with the fancy church people at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee service. Again, I suspect ponies are involved here. If you watch interviews with her (and I do) she makes this face all the time. I LOVE IT. Celebrities: they're just like us! They hide behind their

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