The Shame Squad

Listen, Queen B, I don't like to criticize, but you're wearing a liturgical dance dress, carrying a poodle fur, and have accessorized with a gold plated keyboard.  I can't support this. J-Lo, you need to move your sparkles up a few inches, dear. Three cheers for Sofia Vergara.  This dress is awesome.  Almost as awesome as the $1.5M worth of jewelry she's wearing. Sigh.  Let's move on from this. The top works.  The bottom works.  They just don't work together, Hailee Steinfeld. There's just too much going on with Christina Aguilera.  Not the least of which is whatever is happening with her skin. Amy Adams' hair looks gorgeous with this color dress.  I'm totally behind this look.  Except for the long little train, but only because I'd end up with it wrapped around an ankle, my head, and someone else's dog after only one drink. Emma Stone is wearing a size 18 on top, and a size 12 on bottom.  She is ...

Alyssa: And we begin with Emma Stone, who did a great job in Birdman, but not such a great job with this dress.  It's like she's the human embodiment of a 1970's green kitchen. Chris: I don't know, man, Emma Stone is really hot, but she looks really frumpy in that dress.  DISLIKE. Alyssa: Scar-Jo's dress is fine, but I'm pretty sure her necklace is actually an alien that is controlling her facial movements. Chris: Maybe it's some sort of relic that will be in the new Indiana Jones movie. Alyssa: J-Lo wins it for the "ponytail with ballgown" look.  Ahh-mazing. Chris: Yeah, her rack looked great too. Alyssa: Nicole Kidman is wearing light green fish scales with a red Christmas ribbon while she carries a train case. Chris: She brought a train case?  Can we play trains?  Is that what she does during commercial breaks--plays trains with Keith Urban? Alyssa: Anna Faris was adorable when she and Chris Pratt talked about how t...