Special to the Shame Squad: The SAG Awards

Meryl Streep goes for "Sexy Librarian" with the glasses and shoes, and "Chico's Model" for the dress.

Amy Adams, honey, they forgot to finish your gown.

Luciana Damon gets points for making her dress out of a tablecloth from my mom's dining room, but loses points for forgetting to iron it.

Emma Thompson lost a bet and had to wear this. "No really, I love jeweled parrots on my dresses!"

Remember these rattan chairs from the 80's?

Natalie Dormer painted them black and upcycled them in to sleeves.

Rita Moreno is All Harley on the top, All Chinese Restaurant Curtains on the bottom.

Kerry Washington couldn't decide which 80's Mother-of-the-Bride Dress she liked better, so she wore one half of each!

Ariel Winter's dress is fine, but apparently she thought she might get hungry during the awards and made her own snack tray. I kind of feel like there's a plastic baggie of Cheerios hiding in her cleavage.

We GET IT, Mayim Bialik, you're weird. But you'll never be as weird as Helena Bonham Carter, so just take off this lace and satin disaster right now.

Is Alfre Woodard dating Alfred Angelo? She looks gorgeous...for a mid-90's prom model.

Cat Blanchett just came from a very fancy lobster dinner.

I need some Advil just to look at Malin Akerman.

Lena Heady goes for that "Prison Chic" look.

I bet Zoe Kazan thought, "you know what would make this aqua and black disaster better? A bow."

Jane Krakowski has decided to cover one shoulder and one eye.

Patricia Arquette recycles her old dress from her high school madrigal singing days.

Julie Bowen is ready for Halloween! A weird, very geometric Halloween.

Q: What's Sarah Paulson hiding under her skirt?

A: All of her Botox needles.

Is Mindy Kaling wearing a rope around her waist? She's pretty much phoning this one in.

Amanda Peet, it's like you're trying to end up on this blog.

Why minimize your waist and hide your cankles when you can do the exact opposite, Edie Falco?

And finally, they both look lovely, but are Sibel Kekilli and John Bradley an item?!

If so, good for you, John Bradley.

Freezer Meal #2 - Maple Pork Tenderloin with Apples

This is the second part of my foray in to freezer meals - the first part can be found here for Cheesy Shells and Italian Sausage. Today we're making a pork and apples recipe adapted from The Pampered Chef. I love this one--it's so easy to assemble in advance, most of the ingredients you likely already have, and it couldn't be easier to fix the day you want to eat it (dump stuff in pan, bake). So yummy. And pretty. Maple Pork Tenderloin with Apples For this you'll need the ingredients below. You probably have the oil, vinegar, garlic, brown sugar, mustard, and bags in your pantry! You can also easily divide this recipe if you usually only cook for 2-3 people at a time (that's what I do when I make it). 2 pork tenderloins , about 2 pounds total - they can be expensive, so pick these up on sale 3 apples - I prefer honeycrisp but use what you like, or take one of these suggestions 1 small red onion 1/4 cup canola oil 1 clove garlic , pressed o

New Year, Old Me

And, after a brief 5 year hiatus, we're back! For those of you who are new here, for a number of years I wrote a blog featuring an assortment of things I found interesting: the British Royal Family, sarcastic hot takes on award show fashion, travel, and (the reason I started it) to help me keep stay on track with eating healthier food. Recently, one of my doctors suggested that I start the blog back up and I thought it was a good idea for a few reasons: chief among them to help with some health goals, plus I'd like to use it as a way to stay connected with some colleagues that departed at work. By way of an understatement, 2023 was a smidge rough. My dad got really sick in April, and after that, it was a slalom of the American healthcare system / in-home healthcare / nursing facilities / ambiguous loss & living grief . Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the company I work for turned 24 and, well, sometimes 24 year old companies behave like 24 year old humans. They're fun

Kate Middleton, Goofball

My new favorite K-Middy gif came out today. She and William went for a walk during their day off in Australia, and she totally did this: Big Willy and Babykins (their nicknames for each other) have talked about Kate's sense of humor before in interviews. Apparently she's funny and sarcastic--now we're more than just hair soul mates! Below are some of my favorite non-posed Kate pics. They're probably watching horses. So British of them. This is at the Olympics. She seems concerned. I'd also like to point out that I'm jealous of how good her ponytail looks. It sounds like she's saying "OMG no way!" Man, I hope that's what she's talking about with the fancy church people at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee service. Again, I suspect ponies are involved here. If you watch interviews with her (and I do) she makes this face all the time. I LOVE IT. Celebrities: they're just like us! They hide behind their

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