Special to the Shame Squad: Grammy Dresses

J-Lo wore what may be a sexy liturgical dance dress?
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It was bleached sequins for Kat Dennings. Maybe you could fix that with some RIT dye, girl.

Esparanza Spalding came straight from her Lion King Musical audition. Hopefully she got the part of Nala!

So brave of Kat von D to wear a dress that was run over by a tractor just moments before she had to put it on.

Bonnie McKee couldn't decide whether to dress as a bride, a sexy knight, or Wendy from the hamburger chain, so she combined all three. So brave!

D'manti made her dress from leftover fishing nets and seaweed. She calls it 'Shipwreck Chic."

Sorry Pauley Perette, Helena Bonham Carter is already the Goth Prom Queen, but you can be the Goth Homecoming Queen.

SWV wears accessories they made during craft time! A+ in mosaics, bedazzling, and braiding, ladies! (At least I think this is SWV--it may be men in drag. Not sure.)

Kimbra wore a dress fashioned from tulle and gold candy wrappers. She had to eat a TON of Hershey's nuggets.

Estelle wore a galactic star map on her dress. I bet she can make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

Florence Welch dressed as a dinosaur. Rawr!

Adele wore...whatever this was. Which is fine. You know why? Because she's Adele and she can do whatever she wants.
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Freezer Meal #2 - Maple Pork Tenderloin with Apples

This is the second part of my foray in to freezer meals - the first part can be found here for Cheesy Shells and Italian Sausage. Today we're making a pork and apples recipe adapted from The Pampered Chef. I love this one--it's so easy to assemble in advance, most of the ingredients you likely already have, and it couldn't be easier to fix the day you want to eat it (dump stuff in pan, bake). So yummy. And pretty. Maple Pork Tenderloin with Apples For this you'll need the ingredients below. You probably have the oil, vinegar, garlic, brown sugar, mustard, and bags in your pantry! You can also easily divide this recipe if you usually only cook for 2-3 people at a time (that's what I do when I make it). 2 pork tenderloins , about 2 pounds total - they can be expensive, so pick these up on sale 3 apples - I prefer honeycrisp but use what you like, or take one of these suggestions 1 small red onion 1/4 cup canola oil 1 clove garlic , press...

The Oscars, powered by onion dip

My hilarious friends Kelley and Christopher invited me over for the Oscars so that we could judge red carpet looks. Kelley is one of the few people in my life that makes me laugh without fail, and she blogs her adventures--and misadventures--over at The Lundscape . Kelley warned me prior to coming over that they were more "Shame" than "Squad," so that's how we ended up with three types of dip. This was fortuitous, though, because the dips sustained us through grueling hours of pausing and rewinding live coverage, swapping drink recipes we learned on vacation, and discussing what award shows would be like on Middle Earth. Let's dive right in, shall we? Kelley : Janelle Monae's dress was sponsored by the Audubon society. Christopher: This looks like "Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen meets Marie Antoinette." (It is revealed that the designer is Elie Saab.) Alyssa: I'm pretty sure Elie Saab went on a coke bender. Kelley: ...

The Olympic Outfits of Johnny Weir, rated

The Verner girls are back, 4 years later, to discuss the outfits of Johnny Weir. (And the crowd goes wild!) Since writing about his Sochi wardrobe , it has been one of my top posts of all time. Other highly rated posts include a post about the palaces of Hawaii , how to pack for vacation , a Pampered Chef cheesy pasta recipe , and Meghan Markle tiara predictions . You guys are an eclectic group. Speaking of eclectic, let's talk about Johnny's overall look. First, let me start off by saying that yes, I know that Johnny looks like a cross between the Hunger Games, Pee Wee Herman, and Colonel Sanders. So obviously, I've seen that one post on Twitter about it. And that meme on Facebook. And that thread on Reddit. Johnny is not one for subtlety. One year he said he was going to go with a "not-so-literal" interpretation for his Kentucky Derby hat, and he then literally wore a crown of roses and a mint julep on his head. Basically, Johnny would not know subtl...

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