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The thoughts of Johnny Weir

Johnny says: "I performed to Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I did full sparkle crotch because, you know, that's where babies come from, and my baby would be sparkly."

 Johnny also says: "Just because its sparkly doesn't mean I'm going to love it."

 Conclusion: Johnny's baby would be Edward Cullen, because he's sparkly.  But Johnny may not love him.  That's okay, because Twilight was really terrible.

Johnny says: "I love her usage of proper headbanding."

 Conclusion: I didn't think there was such a thing as improper headbanding, but apparently there is.  See below.



 (You shouldn't even be surprised that Camilla and an Olsen twin are headband disasters.)

 Johnny says: "One hundred points for use of headband on our next team."

 Conclusion: I'm going to assume our next team is Princess Diana and Natalie Portman.  In that case, agreed.


 Johnny says: "I say we make the nickname "team cheekbones" for them."

 Conclusion: I think the team in question must consist of Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch.  I wonder if they would beat the Princess Diana/Natalie Portman headband team.


 Johnny says: "I, like many fashionistas, will overpack so I have options everyday. I came with about 10 pairs of shoes, four fur coats, 10 blazers--I have a lot of stuff here. I have four giant suitcases that are the size of the Ford Focuses. I overpack. I'm not an economical packer and no one has every accused me of being that. My advice for when you're going on a trip is to overpack."

 Conclusion: Can't agree, Johnny.  NEVER check a bag.  Here's what I think your suitcase looks like:
Johnny says: "Wait! Don't get salt water on my mink."

 Johnny also says: "Shiny things attract fish so I should be shiny. I'll wear jewelry. Jewels--I feel like this little piece--pretty fancy. I think that'll do for fishing. That'll be attractive to a fish."

 Conclusion: Um, well, I guess you have to admire him for going outside of his comfort zone (even though we can't admire him for wearing fur).  That's nice that he wore a special brooch for the fish.
There are no words.

 Johnny says: "Leopard: Fierce, clever, shows its true spots. Also, I live in New Jersey, and if you don't feature leopard print here, you might as well live in the city."

 Conclusion: Considering I did a Google image search for "leopard" and "New Jersey" and got the picture below, I think he's right.

And finally...

 Johnny says: "For every 1 person bullying me, it is one less bully harassing another individual and for that reason I am strong enough to bear it."

Conclusion: Dammit, Johnny Weir.  Is it dusty in here?

 Did you enjoy the fabulous wisdom of Johnny Weir?  Then I hope you'll consider a donation to my March of Dimes walk to save all the sparkly babies!

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