The Shame Squad

First, a shoutout to the newest Kate: my friend Megan just gave birth to her third daughter, Remy Kate.  Welcome to the world, my awesomely named young friend! Your mother has impeccable taste. Okay, on to rating Kate's Australian tour outfits: We first saw the Cambridges as they stepped off the plane, and the comparisons to Princess Diana, Jackie O, and Marilyn Monroe began.  I personally think this looks like a Pan Am flight attendant uniform dyed red with some ugly buttons added.  And this looks too old on her.  She's wearing the Queen's fern brooch, but we all expected that.  George's adorableness is completely cancelled out by the fact that Will is phoning it in with that tie.   Grade: C We got to see Kate and George again, this time he was in an ugly smocked jumper (1980 called and they want you to burn that) and a supremely hideous Tory Burch dress.  And listen, if K-Middy can't make it look good, it can't be made to look good.  The...

My new favorite K-Middy gif came out today.  She and William went for a walk during their day off in Australia, and she totally did this: Big Willy and Babykins (their nicknames for each other) have talked about Kate's sense of humor before in interviews.  Apparently she's funny and sarcastic--now we're more than just hair soul mates!  Below are some of my favorite non-posed Kate pics. They're probably watching horses.  So British of them. This is at the Olympics.  She seems concerned. I'd also like to point out that I'm jealous of how good her ponytail looks. It sounds like she's saying "OMG no way!" Man, I hope that's what she's talking about with the fancy church people at the Queen's Diamond Jubilee service. Again, I suspect ponies are involved here. If you watch interviews with her (and I do) she makes this face all the time.  I LOVE IT. Celebrities: they're just like us!  They hide behind their...

When we left off, the purple wedding had just happened. Hmmm, not exactly. And we pick up with Cersei screaming that her brother (not the one she's sleeping with) murdered her incestuous psychopath of a son.  And you thought YOUR family gatherings were bad... I don't even know where to look in this picture.  I guess at Cersei's necklace? ANYWAY Sansa is running around the back alleys of King's Landing wearing a really bitchin' cape. Note to self: get a cape. And she gets in a rowboat with Dontos, who rows her to the Black Pearl from the Pirates of the Caribbean.   And aboard it is the true murderer of the king, who is none other than... No no no no no.  It's not Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.  But it is Littlefinger, and I hate him almost as much. So Littlefinger, who did Sansa such a huge favor by having her dad killed, does her another huge favor by killing the knight that saved her with a cross bow, and then tops it all off by ...