We'll start again tomorrow.
Since I'm feeling all gross, I thought I'd bring you Kate Outfits I Hate. (Gasp!) Yes, they do exist! Here we go:
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| There's so much wrong with this. The fabric looks like it was from the 90% off bin at Joanne's, and the hat looks like a tea cozy. |
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| This was a big ol' state dinner disappointment. Is this really Alexander McQueen? It looks like Sarah Burton designed the bust, then left a group of 4th grade girls to design the rest. |
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| Points for the parasol and the color, but I just want to attack the top with safety pins to make it fit better. Also, she seems to like those weird ill-fitting button tops on dresses. Why, Kate? Why?! |
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| I feel like Camilla picked this one out. Kate, you're in your early thirties! C'mon now! |
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| This pattern was inspired by bathroom wallpaper from the 80's. And the neckline looks like a rolled up bath towel. |
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| The frayed hems of this coat make me want to take a pair of scissors to it. But I do love the hat. |
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| Her biggest disaster to date. She literally borrowed this from her mom. It's so big and ill-fitting, she could probably get Pippa in the top with her. |
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| Love the skirt, love the shoes, but girl, we gotta have a talk about that top. |
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| Points on color, but that's about it. I seriously had this same dress when I was in elementary school. The sleeves and collar and buttons are just blech. |
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| She looks like a receptionist at a small town dental office. (No offense to receptionists at small town dental offices.) |
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| Even Kate seems upset with this hot mess of an outfit. |