The Shame Squad

Alyssa: Before this, I wouldn't have believed that ANY man could pull off a sequined blazer.  Clearly, I was wrong.  4 out of 5. Amy: Well, I suppose if anyone in the world COULD pull off a sequined blazer, it would be Johnny Weir. Either him or Alex Trebek. I'm going 5 out of 5 because it's just so sparkly. Alyssa: I'd like to point out that Amy and I have met Alex Trebek, and he is nowhere near as much fabulous as J-Weir. Alyssa: I can't get behind this one.  The color and the Chanel brooch remind me of the Simpsons episode where Marge finds a Chanel suit on sale.  She wore it better.  3 out of 5. Amy: I give it a 4 out of 5 in the artistic pocketry category. More pockets mean more places to put your fab-U-lous, right? Alyssa: This is so fantastic.  He looks like he just spent a day in Middleburg and won ALL THE PONIES.  Giddyup!  5 out of 5. Amy: I like the rosette and its understated fabulosity. It says, "I could be wearing a

Argentina decided to dress as the janitorial staff of your local middle school. 1 out of 5. Oh France, what are we gonna do with you?  Couture on the top, lazy IT Project Manager on the bottom.  3 out of 5. Italy gets how to do high fashion at the Olympics.  No surprise there.  5 out of 5. But Mexico does even better!  Nicely done, land of chips & salsa!  Also 5 out of 5. But the real sartorial splendor of the night went to Monaco.  I bet their outfits cost more than my house.  6 out of 5. Dominica thought they were going to the Hunger Games.  1 out of 5. Well hellooooo ladies of Denmark in your skinny jeans and brown boots!  5 out of 5. Czech Republic hats by Hot Topic.  1 out of 5. Bosnia and Herzegovina stole these from astronaut camp.  In the 1980s.  2 out of 5. And Cyprus stole them from astronaut camp in the 90s.  Still 2 out of 5. And Kazakhstan went all the way back to astronaut camp in the 70s.  Again, 2 out of