Because you all have been such fabulous donors to my charity walk , I'm recapping The Met Gala, Shame Squad style. For the uninitiated, the Met Gala (official name: The Costume Institute Gala) is the annual fundraiser for New York City's Metropolitan Museum of Art. NYC + Celebrities + Costumes = total weirdness! This year's theme was " Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination. " Hoo boy. Here we go! Okay, I'm just going to say it: I hate Sex & The City, and Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she purchased a " Buy 9 Botoxes, Get 1 Free " package and then used them all in one afternoon. The dress is "Beauty and the Beast on a Budget." Grade: F Rhianna was this year's host, and is looking amazing in this outfit, which I will call "Papal Chic." Also, it looks heavy. I wonder if she practiced walking around in that sparkly pope hat at her house. Grade: A Blake Lively looks like she stole this fro...
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