The Shame Squad

Because you all have been such fabulous donors to my charity walk , I'm recapping The Met Gala, Shame Squad style.  For the uninitiated, the Met Gala (official name: The Costume Institute Gala) is the annual fundraiser for New York City's Metropolitan Museum of Art.   NYC + Celebrities + Costumes = total weirdness!  This year's theme was " Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination. "  Hoo boy.  Here we go! Okay, I'm just going to say it: I hate Sex & The City, and Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she purchased a " Buy 9 Botoxes, Get 1 Free " package and then used them all in one afternoon.  The dress is "Beauty and the Beast on a Budget."  Grade: F Rhianna was this year's host, and is looking amazing in this outfit, which I will call "Papal Chic."  Also, it looks heavy.  I wonder if she practiced walking around in that sparkly pope hat at her house.  Grade: A Blake Lively looks like she stole this fro