I've decided to make a line of greeting cards. Okay, that's not true. I've decided to fantasize about making a line of greeting cards. It will be called P.O.L.I.T.E, and the tag like will be "Cards That Say What You Really Mean." Because P.O.L.I.T.E. will secretly stand for Pissed Off Later in the Evening. If you like THIS card, it's from Emily McDowell Studios . She makes good stuff. First, there will be a BINGO card called This Sucks. The squares will have stupid things people say when you find out you have a terrible illness, or that you can't have kids, or someone you love dies, or it's your first Mother's Day without your mom, or something truly tragic like Chipotle running out of pico de gallo. Seriously, how does that happen? Anyway, every time someone says something stupid, you get to mark off a BINGO square with such gems as: Everything happens for a reason What doesn't kill you makes you stronger That reminds me...
Sarcastic adventures abound.