Breakfast was, once again, two glasses of water and some baby plums from the farmer's market. The plums have pits in them, and I don't want anyone to see me spitting them out, so I kind of quickly gnaw on them at my desk like a deranged little squirrel. Total: 0 points Pictured: me eating breakfast Lunch was with Amy's at Katarina's, where I had a chicken pita, a small salad, some potatoes, and another two glasses of water. Total: 12 points? Maybe? I dunno. Then I had a slice of a coworker's birthday ice cream cake, because to do otherwise would have been rude. Total: 7 very polite points Dinner was turkey meatballs, brown rice, and tomato with olive oil, with two more glasses of water. Total: 9 points Then the personal trainer came over, and I worked out for an hour. I was doing some sort of stretch, and she encouraged me to reach for something that I "wanted more than anything in the world." Then she asked me what that was. I sa
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