Special to the Shame Squad: Grammy Dresses

J-Lo wore what may be a sexy liturgical dance dress?
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It was bleached sequins for Kat Dennings. Maybe you could fix that with some RIT dye, girl.

Esparanza Spalding came straight from her Lion King Musical audition. Hopefully she got the part of Nala!

So brave of Kat von D to wear a dress that was run over by a tractor just moments before she had to put it on.

Bonnie McKee couldn't decide whether to dress as a bride, a sexy knight, or Wendy from the hamburger chain, so she combined all three. So brave!

D'manti made her dress from leftover fishing nets and seaweed. She calls it 'Shipwreck Chic."

Sorry Pauley Perette, Helena Bonham Carter is already the Goth Prom Queen, but you can be the Goth Homecoming Queen.

SWV wears accessories they made during craft time! A+ in mosaics, bedazzling, and braiding, ladies! (At least I think this is SWV--it may be men in drag. Not sure.)

Kimbra wore a dress fashioned from tulle and gold candy wrappers. She had to eat a TON of Hershey's nuggets.

Estelle wore a galactic star map on her dress. I bet she can make the Kessel run in 12 parsecs.

Florence Welch dressed as a dinosaur. Rawr!

Adele wore...whatever this was. Which is fine. You know why? Because she's Adele and she can do whatever she wants.
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Freezer Meal #2 - Maple Pork Tenderloin with Apples

This is the second part of my foray in to freezer meals - the first part can be found here for Cheesy Shells and Italian Sausage. Today we're making a pork and apples recipe adapted from The Pampered Chef. I love this one--it's so easy to assemble in advance, most of the ingredients you likely already have, and it couldn't be easier to fix the day you want to eat it (dump stuff in pan, bake). So yummy. And pretty. Maple Pork Tenderloin with Apples For this you'll need the ingredients below. You probably have the oil, vinegar, garlic, brown sugar, mustard, and bags in your pantry! You can also easily divide this recipe if you usually only cook for 2-3 people at a time (that's what I do when I make it). 2 pork tenderloins , about 2 pounds total - they can be expensive, so pick these up on sale 3 apples - I prefer honeycrisp but use what you like, or take one of these suggestions 1 small red onion 1/4 cup canola oil 1 clove garlic , press...

Freezer Meal #1 - Cheesy Shells and Italian Sausage

A month ago, a coworker invited me to a Pampered Chef Freezer Meal party. I will admit that I went in to it with a little bit of an attitude: " I'm going to have to buy all their seasonings and the meals will be full of processed goo and not taste great ." Four hours of fun, three glasses of wine, $170 for groceries and seasonings, and 14 meals later, I was happily proved (mostly) wrong. Here's how my thinking changed: 1) I'm going to have to buy all of their seasonings - well, yes. This is a service they're offering after all, and I felt like the $70 was more than worth the ideas and ingredients I got, plus not having to do the dishes and getting a free dinner was a bonus! I discovered a few ingredients I would have normally given the "side eye" to, like cherry balsamic vinegar, which costs the same at the grocery store as it does from The Pampered Chef. 2) The meals will be processed - I was expecting lots of Cream-of-Something-Soup r...

Write a Resume that Lands You Interviews

I've shared this advice over the years, most recently when a number of friends & colleagues found themselves hunting for jobs. Both then and now, I've had people reach out to me to say "oh my gosh, this really works!" or "I applied to a TON of jobs, didn't get any call backs, but then got an offer within WEEKS of putting this advice into practice." So look, I'm not some sort of job application sorcerer, and I'm not saying that the current job market doesn't have challenges because it does. I'm just a lady who used to be a recruiter that noticed which applications made it to the interviewed short list and which ones didn't. If you've read my advice before, I've updated it with advice for covering a Covid furlough/layoff, how to use ChatGPT to write resumes and cover letters, and why Indeed Easy Apply is hurting your chances. And yes, this does take some initial time investment up front, as well as customizing resumes and ...

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